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VM joke contest!!!! --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Comments (473)

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I'll start. Difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb? --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

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You can unscrew a light bulb (bada bing) --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

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chuck norris dosnt call is sex if the woman survives. --Elephant

[413483] @ over 6 years ago

Eastwood Village, San Antonio, TX 78220

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What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?...... --Liberty or Death./ Wanna see how my gun works?

[141941] @ over 6 years ago

Riverview, Columbus, OH

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Homeless. --Liberty or Death./ Wanna see how my gun works?

[141941] @ over 6 years ago

Riverview, Columbus, OH

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Stubborn! --The Award Winning PLC!

[263463] @ over 6 years ago

Brooklyn, NY 11223, USA

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Difference between a homo & a refrigerator?

[398635] @ over 6 years ago

Stone Mountain, GA 30083, USA

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Refrigerators don't fart when you take the meat out.

[398635] @ over 6 years ago

Stone Mountain, GA 30083, USA

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"" TAXES NEED TO GO UP TO PAY FOR THE THINGS PEOPLE NEED AND EXPECT FROM THE GOVERMENT" " LP 2/23/11 --WHO IS JOHN GALT 2.0

John Galt...  Bernie Is A Socialist @ over 6 years ago

Medina, OH, USA

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what do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea .........salad shooter --nobody knows everything

[66778] @ over 6 years ago

Freeport, FL, USA

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sarah palin and michelle bachmann are standing on the beach in california, looking up at the moon. michelle says, "i wonder which is farther, the moon or florida"? sarah tells her, " florida, silly...you can see the moon!" ---- et in Arcadia ego --

[117411] @ over 6 years ago

Somerton, Philadelphia, PA

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just for you darli...i mean, doc! ---- et in Arcadia ego --

[117411] @ over 6 years ago

Somerton, Philadelphia, PA

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Awesome one and all...now we have new jokes to lay claim to in our non-VM lives. --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Hudson, WI, USA

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Special thanks to Arcadia...Bachmann jokes are priceless in this district!! --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Hudson, WI, USA

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Do you want hear a better one? --WHO IS JOHN GALT 2.0

John Galt...  Bernie Is A Socialist @ over 6 years ago

Westfield, OH, USA

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Ummmm yeh of course --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

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"" TAXES NEED TO GO UP TO PAY FOR THE THINGS PEOPLE NEED AND EXPECT FROM THE GOVERMENT" " LP 2/23/11 --WHO IS JOHN GALT 2.0

John Galt...  Bernie Is A Socialist @ over 6 years ago

Medina, OH, USA

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I know you don't think it's funny.....but I do. --WHO IS JOHN GALT 2.0

John Galt...  Bernie Is A Socialist @ over 6 years ago

Medina, OH, USA

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A baby polar bear asked his dad "Am I a polar bear?" Dad says "Yes you are." Asks his mom who says "Of course you are." After asking his grandpa and getting the same answer the dad pulls him aside and says "Son, I'm a polar bear... --Paul in Hemet

Paul outta Hemet @ over 6 years ago

Hemet, CA 92545, USA

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...your mom is a polar bear. We are ALL polar bears. Why do you keep asking this question?" "Because I'm ####ing cold!" --Paul in Hemet

Paul outta Hemet @ over 6 years ago

Hemet, CA 92545, USA

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Good one Paul --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

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Galt will you give it up. Fail to see any himor there only vindictive fixation and/or man crush. --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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Three peanuts were walking down the street... one was assaulted (get it? a salted peanut?) ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ over 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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A priest a rabbi and a shaman walked into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what's this? a joke?) ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ over 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "hey we have a drink named after you." The grasshopper says "Really? You have a drink named Joe?" ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ over 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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Did you hear about the baby that was born with male and female plumbing? When it grew up it had breasts and brains. ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ over 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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what do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? run, she has the grenade in her mouth. --H.H.

H.H @ over 6 years ago

Hacienda Heights, CA, USA

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Government with an N john --Guitar Guy

Guitar Guy @ over 6 years ago

Schaumburg, IL 60194, USA

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what do you call three blonde women in the freezer ........cornflakes --nobody knows everything

[66778] @ over 6 years ago

Freeport, FL, USA

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How many male chauvanists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None! The bitch can cook in the dark ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ over 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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A Democrat found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican. --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ over 6 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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A liberal wins the lottery and throws a party. A conservative wins the lottery and complains that he has to pay taxes on it. --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ over 6 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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Are Libertarians politically active? Yes, they run for office, vote and lose. --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ over 6 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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What's the worst thing about eating vegetables? --The Drew

[211027] @ over 6 years ago

New York, NY 10130, USA

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Putting them back in the wheelchair when you're done. --The Drew

[211027] @ over 6 years ago

New York, NY 10130, USA

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What does an 80 year old woman taste like? Depends! ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ over 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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Did you hear about the 80 virgin lady that thought she had crabs? They were fruit flies. Her cherry was rotten. ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ over 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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How is a female like a toilet seat? -- Without the hole in the middle, neither would be good for shít. --The Drew

[211027] @ over 6 years ago

New York, NY 10130, USA

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what do you call the hair between an 80 yr old woman's tits.......belly button lint --nobody knows everything

[66778] @ over 6 years ago

Freeport, FL, USA

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Woman asks hubby for a boob job. How much is that gonna cost me, he says. $5-$10 thou, says wifey. WHAT??? says hubby...look, why dont you jist rub a piece of toilet paper between your tìts? Wifey says why, what is that gonna do? --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

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Hubby says....(wait for it...) ...look what it did for your àss! Thank you. --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

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Whats the difference between Karate and Judo? --The Drew

[211027] @ over 6 years ago

New York, NY 10130, USA

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Karate is a martial art, and Judo is what bagels are made from. --The Drew

[211027] @ over 6 years ago

New York, NY 10130, USA

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Did you hear about the new car from Isreal? It not only stops on a dime but it also picks it up ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ over 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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You know why some hindus have dots on their foreheads and some have turbans? Some are push start and some are pull start. ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ over 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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One for Drew: why do Jews have big noses? --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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Air is free --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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Hehe. Why do tampons have strings? --The Drew

[211027] @ over 6 years ago

New York, NY 10130, USA

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So you can floss after eating --The Drew

[211027] @ over 6 years ago

New York, NY 10130, USA

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? "el-if-i-no" --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ over 6 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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What do you get when you cross a donkey amd an onion? --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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What's the ending of a romance novel set in Harlem? --The Drew

[211027] @ over 6 years ago

New York, NY 10130, USA

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The hero gets the heroin. --The Drew

[211027] @ over 6 years ago

New York, NY 10130, USA

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a piece of àss that will make you cry --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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A soldiers horse threw him off as the enemy approached. Knowing he had a broken leg he closed his eyes and prayed, may all of the angels in heaven hear my voice and give me the strength I need to get back up," and with a superhuman --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ over 6 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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Effort he leaped up and over, falling to the ground on the other side of the horse. He closed his eyes again, "may half the angels in heaven hear my voice." --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ over 6 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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Did you hear about the man that lost his left leg and left arm in a car accident? --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ over 6 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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He's all right now... --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ over 6 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean.....bob. in a pile of leaves....rustle....in front of your door.....mat --nobody knows everything

[66778] @ over 6 years ago

Freeport, FL, USA

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What do you call a lady with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen. An Asian lady with one leg shorter than the other? Irene ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ over 6 years ago

Cuyahoga Falls, OH 44223, USA

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That last one is just ridicurous. --The Drew

[211027] @ over 6 years ago

New York, NY 10130, USA

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where do one legged people work..........ihop --nobody knows everything

[66778] @ over 6 years ago

Freeport, FL, USA

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Dog with no legs: cigarette (cuz ya gotta take him out for a drag) --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? DAMMMM --The Drew

[211027] @ over 6 years ago

New York, NY 10130, USA

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six hasn't been the same since vietnam. Whenever he closes his eyes he sees charlie in the trees. And now and then, when seven looks at him the right way, he feels like he's back in the jungle... --missouri atheist

[185143] @ over 6 years ago

Belton, MO, USA

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^^^ worst yet --nobody knows everything

[66778] @ over 6 years ago

Freeport, FL, USA

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Did you hear about the guy who's a dyslexic-bulimic? He eats and then he sticks his finger up his ass. --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ over 6 years ago

Aurora, IL, USA

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Who is the poorest guy in West Virginia? The Tooth Fairy --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ over 6 years ago

Aurora, IL, USA

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At a party, a woman approaches a man and introduces herself. "hello my name is Carmen." The man smiles and says, "that's an interesting name." She replies, "thank you. I named myself because it represents the things I enjoy most in --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ over 6 years ago

Aurora, IL, USA

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Life. cars and men. What's your name?" The man thinks for a second and replies, "BJ Titsengolf." --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ over 6 years ago

Aurora, IL, USA

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Some guys like their women with bare legs, others prefer they wear stockings. I prefer something in the middle. --Paul in Hemet

Paul outta Hemet @ over 6 years ago

Hemet, CA, USA

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Did you hear about the dyslexic-agnostic-insonmiac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a Dog. ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ over 6 years ago

Merriam Valley, Cuyahoga Falls, OH

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While out drinking, a local named Joe gets mad when an out of towner mentions a funny nickname. Joe: 250 boats down in the harbor, and I built 200 of them. Am I Joe the Ship Builder? No. 400 houses in this town & I built 300 of them. --Paul in Hemet

Paul outta Hemet @ over 6 years ago

Hemet, CA, USA

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Am I Joe the House Builder? No. But I fûck ONE goat! --Paul in Hemet

Paul outta Hemet @ over 6 years ago

Hemet, CA, USA

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Man some of these are groaners --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Minneapolis, MN 55402, USA

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A priest and a rabbi are driving along in a car together and get into an accident. The priest steps out of the car and looks over at the rabbi and sees him make the sign of the cross. A HA! the priest exclaims. "I knew that you ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ over 6 years ago

Cuyahoga Falls, OH 44223, USA

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believe like I do. You just made the sign of the cross!" "What?" says the rabbi. "I was just checking. Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch" ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ over 6 years ago

Cuyahoga Falls, OH 44223, USA

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VMA you're a treasure trove...or should I say your a treasure trove --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Minneapolis, MN 55402, USA

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Priest, lawyer, and Boy Scout troop on a chartered fishing boat...big wave comes along and sweeps all the little scouts put to sea! Troop leader says "save those poor children!" Lawyer says "aaahh fùck 'em." .... --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Minneapolis, MN 55402, USA

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Priest says "but there isn't time!" [put = out] --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Minneapolis, MN 55402, USA

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What do the numbers 1492 and 1776 have in common? They're adjoining rooms in the Warsaw Hilton. ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ over 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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This one night I was out drinking and telling a whole bunch of Polish jokes. I was getting a lot of laughs and was having a real good time. Eventually I had to go to the bathroom. After I did my thing and headed to wash my hands ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ over 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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there was this big guy in my way. He asked if I was the joker. I said yes. He said he didn't like my jokes and that he was Polish and he whipped out a razor. ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ over 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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Luckily I got out of there before he plugged it in. ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ over 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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LP! --The Award Winning PLC!

[263463] @ over 6 years ago

University Heights, Newark, NJ

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Three construction workers were on the 20th floor, complaining about their lunch. The mexican was upset that every day he got tacos, the black guy got chicken and the polish guy got pierogi. They made a pact that if they got the same --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ over 6 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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Food the next day, they would jump to their death. The next day they opened their lunch and they all had the same thing so they all jumped to their death. At the funeral, their wives were crying and pleading with everyone that they --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ over 6 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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Didn't know their husbands were tired of the same lunch everyday. Except the polish mans wife. She stood up and faced the crowd and said, "don't blame me, that dumb son of a bitch packed his own lunch!" --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ over 6 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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These 2 Polish hunters were out in their boat duck hunting. One says to the other, "Boy there sure are a lot of ducks out today. I wonder why we're not getting any" Says the second " maybe we're not throwing the dog high enough." ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ over 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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Why do Polish dogs have flat noses? From chasing parked cars. --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ over 6 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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How did the polish mother teach her son to put on his underwear? Yellow in the front and brown in the back --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ over 6 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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How did the father know his daughter was masturbating during her period? --The Drew

[211027] @ over 6 years ago

New York, NY 10130, USA

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He caught her red-handed --The Drew

[211027] @ over 6 years ago

New York, NY 10130, USA

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A guy calls his boss to say he's sick, his boss asks "how sick can u b?" The guy says "i don't know, I just got done fu(kn my sister....." --Liberalism is a mental illness

[191710] @ over 6 years ago

Jackson, MO, USA

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then there was the Polish girl who tried to trade-in her menstrual cycle for a Yamaha... ---- et in Arcadia ego --

[117411] @ over 6 years ago

Lebanon, IN 46052, USA

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and this polish girl got a abortion because she wasn't sure if it was hers. --WHO IS JOHN GALT 2.0

John Galt...  Bernie Is A Socialist @ over 6 years ago

Medina, OH, USA

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the Poles aren't all bad, after all they did invent the toilet seat...200 years later the Chinese cut a hole in it --silverfox

[413483] @ over 6 years ago

Havre de Grace, MD, USA

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So this guy comes home from work one day and his girlfriend is throwing his stuff out of the house. "What the hell are you doing?" He asks. She says, "I know all about you. I know what you are and what you do. It's all over the ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ over 6 years ago

Cuyahoga Falls, OH 44221, USA

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internet!" "Oh really?" he asks. "and what does the internet say I am?" "It says you're a pedophile" says she. "A pedophile?" he responds. ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ over 6 years ago

Cuyahoga Falls, OH 44221, USA

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"That's a mighty big word for a 12 year old!" ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ over 6 years ago

Cuyahoga Falls, OH 44221, USA

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running deer asks what does doctor evil and bermuda triangle have in common? --RUNNING DEER

[323011] @ over 6 years ago

North Royalton, OH, USA

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So did I win this contest yet? ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ over 6 years ago

Cuyahoga Falls, OH 44223, USA

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why did tigger stick his head in the toilet? --Fat Pad

[409617] @ over 6 years ago

Port St Lucie, FL 34952, USA

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he was looking for pooh. --Fat Pad

[409617] @ over 6 years ago

Port St Lucie, FL 34952, USA

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looking for pooh? --RUNNING DEER

[323011] @ over 6 years ago

Strongsville, OH 44136, USA

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Dunno VMA didnt give winning much thought. Was just after a good time! I guess it's either most jokes or best joke as evidenced by thumbs up. Since you asked 1st what do you prefer? --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Downtown West, Minneapolis, MN

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OK Running Deer I'll bite. My answer would be "hot and wet." Do I win? --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Minneapolis, MN 55402, USA

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contests usually have winners.... --WHO IS JOHN GALT 2.0

John Galt...  Bernie Is A Socialist @ over 6 years ago

Westfield, OH, USA

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VOTE FOR ME! VOTE FOR ME! --The Award Winning PLC!

[263463] @ over 6 years ago

South Whitehall, PA, USA

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do we just get a participation award.....crap --WHO IS JOHN GALT 2.0

John Galt...  Bernie Is A Socialist @ over 6 years ago

Westfield, OH, USA

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Thumbs up works for me. I may not have quality, but quantity I got! ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ over 6 years ago

Merriam Valley, Cuyahoga Falls, OH

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Since it's Dr. Evil, we will all be equal...everyone wins!!! --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ over 6 years ago

Downers Grove, IL 60515, USA

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Shaddup Inexorable. Don't start with me!! --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

70-98 7th St S, Minneapolis, MN 55402

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PLC you didnt contribute so you win nothing. I am not a communist ya know. --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Minneapolis, MN 55402, USA

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Hmmmm looks like Galt would win with his oft-repeated non-joke. Seems a ripoff. VMA and Drew both had a slew of good ones. Maybe total thumbs up for each poster? Thus quantity counts too? --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Minneapolis, MN 55402, USA

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thank you...but I can't. accept .....not my words....but thank you.. --WHO IS JOHN GALT 2.0

John Galt...  Bernie Is A Socialist @ over 6 years ago

Westfield, OH, USA

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I told you it was funny..... --WHO IS JOHN GALT 2.0

John Galt...  Bernie Is A Socialist @ over 6 years ago

Westfield, OH, USA

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Of course I contributed. I'm appalled! I entered 2 very funny jokes! The one about the black eye & LP! If my prize joke "LP" doesn't win the "VM JOKE CONTEST" I dont know what kind of contest you're running! --The Award Winning PLC!

[263463] @ over 6 years ago

South Whitehall, PA, USA

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You already won my stained underwear award, quit hogging. ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ over 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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Damn Evil...wake up on the wrong side of equality? (This is still the joke thread, isn't it?) --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ over 6 years ago

Aurora, IL, USA

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Why are women's feet smaller than men's? So they can stand closer to the sink when they do the dishes. ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ over 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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This young boy comes home from school one day very excited. "Daddy daddy daddy daddy DADDY Guess what?" he says. "Relax son, what?" says the Dad. "I had my first blow job today!" "Really son? How did you like it?" ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ over 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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"It was ok, but it tasted terrible" ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ over 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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Ooooohhhhh...gotta try not to lol at the law firm...VMA I have a related one yer gonna love --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

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Teenage daughter asks to borrow the car for the evening. Dad says "OK but you have to give me a blowjob." Poor girl begs and pleads to no avail. She promised her friends she would drive so finally she gets down on her knees and... --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Minneapolis, MN 55474, USA

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undoes Dad's zipper. She puts his penis in her mouth, but suddenly jerks away in horror. "Dad your còck tastes like shìt!!" she cries. Dad smacks his forehead and says "Ooooohhh I forgot...I lent the car to your brother tonight!" --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Minneapolis, MN 55474, USA

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Figure I oughtta win on that one --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Minneapolis, MN 55474, USA

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Lp or "" TAXES NEED TO GO UP TO PAY FOR THE THINGS PEOPLE NEED AND EXPECT FROM THE GOVERMENT" " LP 2/23/11. are funnier --WHO IS JOHN GALT 2.0

John Galt...  Bernie Is A Socialist @ over 6 years ago

Medina, OH, USA

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???? no --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Minneapolis, MN 55402, USA

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I was just looking for it. where is it? and what is the main post exactly? --Liberty or Death./ Wanna see how my gun works?

[141941] @ over 6 years ago

London, OH 43140, USA

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Where is it?? Is it one of yours? Am I being a VM luddite? --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

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What do lawyers use for birth control? Their personalities. --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ over 6 years ago

Joliet, IL 60433, USA

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I say running deer should win, dude that was some funny $hit!!!!!!!! Sorry doc but thats freakn funny --Liberalism is a mental illness

[191710] @ over 6 years ago

Jackson, MO, USA

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Why do birds fly upside over Iowa? Nothing worth $hitting on. --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ over 6 years ago

Silver Creek, MN, USA

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Priest and Rabbi are walking down the sidewalk and they see a boy. The Priest nudges the Rabbi and says, should we screw him? the Rabbi says outta what? --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ over 6 years ago

Silver Creek, MN, USA

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How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb? --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ over 6 years ago

Silver Creek, MN, USA

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I forgot. --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ over 6 years ago

Silver Creek, MN, USA

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Jackson that one is so old it makes my grandmother fart dust. Please. --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=3_Jt_g10Jug. armageddon --WHO IS JOHN GALT 2.0

John Galt...  Bernie Is A Socialist @ over 6 years ago

Medina, OH, USA

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why are women's vaginas so close to the a$$hole .....so at the end of the night you can carry them home like a 6 pack --nobody knows everything

[66778] @ over 6 years ago

Santa Rosa Beach, FL 32459, USA

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the toothbrush was invented in west Virginia...if it was made anywhere else it would've been called a teeth brush --nobody knows everything

[66778] @ over 6 years ago

Freeport, FL, USA

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what do you call 5 black men in a field ......antique farm equipment. FYI I'm not racist just love jokes --nobody knows everything

[66778] @ over 6 years ago

Freeport, FL, USA

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what do you call 150 white men chasing a black man .......the pga tour --nobody knows everything

[66778] @ over 6 years ago

Freeport, FL, USA

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Racist jokes? Ok. Whats the difference between a black man & a pizza pie? A pizza pie can feed a family of 4. --The Award Winning PLC!

[263463] @ over 6 years ago

Pottstown, PA, USA

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What do you tell a PuertoRican in a 3 piece suit? May the defendant please rise. --The Award Winning PLC!

[263463] @ over 6 years ago

Pottstown, PA, USA

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Whats the difference between a jew & a pizza pie? A pizza pie doesn't scream when you put it in the oven. --The Award Winning PLC!

[263463] @ over 6 years ago

Pottstown, PA, USA

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Thats it! I'm done! My conscience is killing me! --The Award Winning PLC!

[263463] @ over 6 years ago

Pottstown, PA, USA

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gynecologist wants to become an auto mechanic so enrolls in mechanic school. he is confused how the instructor gave him 200% on the final exam. the instructor said "i gave u 50% for taking apart the engine, 50% for --Compassionate human rights dude

[210319] @ over 6 years ago

Claremont, CA, USA

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how do you starve a black family ......hide their food stamps under their work boots --nobody knows everything

[66778] @ over 6 years ago

Freeport, FL, USA

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putting it back together, and a bonus 100% for doing it all through the muffler!" --Compassionate human rights dude

[210319] @ over 6 years ago

Claremont, CA, USA

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a black man and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? the cop --nobody knows everything

[66778] @ over 6 years ago

Freeport, FL, USA

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I love vodka... --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Hudson, WI, USA

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Oh, I got one. Why did Dr. Evil try to get me banned from VoterMap? Answer: Because she's a dumb, ugly, fat, b#tch. --ANGILIUS

[329191] @ over 6 years ago

Johnson City, NY 13790, United States

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What?? I didnt try to get you banned Analingus --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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Also I am not fat --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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So Just dumb ugly & a bítch? --The Award Winning PLC!

[263463] @ over 6 years ago

Pottstown, PA, USA

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Fine, seeing as how you didn't dispute the ugly, dumb, b#tch part of my post then you are obviously somewhat honest. I apologize for accusing you of trying to ban me. That is a funny joke, though. --ANGILIUS

[329191] @ over 6 years ago

Johnson City, NY 13790, United States

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Yeah you got me. Ugly and dumb...maybe. Bìtch?? Absolutely. --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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Joke? Hell I can even give it a thumbs up, love. --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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Now...how about a real joke? Others have given up some good material. Aside from personal stuff let's what you got. --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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*let's see what you got*...dam vodka --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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Oh, you're drinking vodka? What, are you so ugly that you have to get drunk before you play with yourself? Sorry, that was my last personal attack on you, EVER. I'm sure you're a milf anyway. --ANGILIUS

[329191] @ over 6 years ago

Johnson City, NY 13790, United States

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Yep just like a guy. Actually hubby is sick so I am making the best use of my time. Milf? Maybe. With enough vodka. Cmon over I am having VOX. It is delicious. --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

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Oh jeez. Why is the Doc being picked on again? Ridiculous. --Liberty or Death./ Wanna see how my gun works?

[141941] @ over 6 years ago

Riverview, Columbus, OH

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Your mama so stupid she thought Grape Nuts is an STD. --Liberty or Death./ Wanna see how my gun works?

[141941] @ over 6 years ago

Riverview, Columbus, OH

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Your mama so stupid she thinks Fruit Punch is a gay boxer. --Liberty or Death./ Wanna see how my gun works?

[141941] @ over 6 years ago

Riverview, Columbus, OH

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I'm not a gynecologist........but I'll have a look. --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ over 6 years ago

Clear Lake, MN, USA

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8&feature=youtube_gdata_player --The Award Winning PLC!

[263463] @ over 6 years ago

Pottstown, PA, USA

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A man and a women were driving down the road argueing. The women gets angry, pulls a knife, cuts his penis off and throws it out the window. In the car behind them is a man and his 6 year old daughter. The penis hits their windshield, --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ over 6 years ago

Becker, MN, USA

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sticks for a moment and slides off. The girl says, what was that? The father stammers, a bug. The girls says, sure had a big dick didn't it. --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ over 6 years ago

Silver Creek, MN, USA

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Lena and Ingrid are digging potatos. Lena picks up two and says, these remind me of Ole's balls. Ingrid excitedly says, that big! Lena says, no that dirty. --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ over 6 years ago

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What do you get when you cross an elephant & a rhino? .....el-if-I-no --OC Conservative

[404813] @ over 6 years ago

Orange, CA 92867, USA

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What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?....Juan on Juan. --OC Conservative

[404813] @ over 6 years ago

Orange, CA 92867, USA

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?....because they have big fingers. --OC Conservative

[404813] @ over 6 years ago

Orange, CA 92867, USA

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Oh man some great ones!!! Hey where is Pink or LP?? I imagine they would have some great contributions to this thread. --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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Two midgets in Vegas hit the jackpot and won a lot of money. Excited about their winnings, one of them said, "hey, why don't we get two of the best looking hookers on town?" They agreed and got connecting rooms and waited for the call --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ over 6 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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Girls to arrive. One midget could hear screaming, yelling and all kinds of obscenities coming from the other room all night. When they met in the morning, one midget asked, "how was your night?" --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ over 6 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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"well...since all I could hear was screaming, yelling and pounding from your room all night...I couldn't perform so we just stared at each other naked in bed..." --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ over 6 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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The other midget replied, "you think that's bad...I couldn't even get on the bed!" --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ over 6 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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what do a rattlesnake and a limp d,ick have in common ----btown

--btown @ over 6 years ago

Bradenton, FL 34209, USA

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Obama walks up to a boy who is playing on the side of the road. Obama looks down and sees the little boy playing with sh*t. Obama asks what are u doing? Boy says, making Bush. Obama grins why didnt you make me? --My party ends with "i can" not "rat"!

[246684] @ over 6 years ago

Toney, AL 35773, USA

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Little boy looks up and says, I dont have enough sh*t!!! --My party ends with "i can" not "rat"!

[246684] @ over 6 years ago

Toney, AL 35773, USA

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btown: they are both Republicans? --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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nope; cant fcuk with it. ----btown

--btown @ over 6 years ago

Holmes Beach, FL, USA

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How do you confuse a liberal? You don't. They're born that way --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ over 6 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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How do you confuse a conservative? You don't. They're born that way ----btown

--btown @ over 6 years ago

Holmes Beach, FL, USA

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damn beat me to it inex ----btown

--btown @ over 6 years ago

Holmes Beach, FL, USA

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Hey some àsshole farted in my pants! (Not too many one-liners out there anymore) --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Hudson, WI, USA

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If you have three politicians buried up to their necks in sand, what do you have? Not enough sand. --jc

jc @ over 6 years ago

Bath, OH, USA

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Two women are talking over lunch. One says, "my husband wants a divorce." The other replies, "are you going to give it to him. She answers."No, I've been with my husband for ten years. Why should I make him happy now?" --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ over 6 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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Two old ladies rocking on the porch. Agnes: "Martha? Do you remember the minuet?" Martha: "Agnes, I don't even remember half of the ones I fu(ked." --jc

jc @ over 6 years ago

Xenia, OH, USA

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New tax credit fo whores this year, earned incum --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ over 6 years ago

Becker, MN, USA

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Why don't women wear watches? There's a clock on the stove. --rob

[269040] @ over 6 years ago

Milpitas, CA, USA

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink. --rob

[269040] @ over 6 years ago

Milpitas, CA, USA

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Why do women have babies? Cause it hurts and they deserve it. --rob

[269040] @ over 6 years ago

Milpitas, CA, USA

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What do you say to a black jew? Go to the back of the oven. --rob

[269040] @ over 6 years ago

Milpitas, CA, USA

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What did hitler say when you showed up to his house unexpectedly? "if I knew you were coming, I would've baked a kike!" --rob

[269040] @ over 6 years ago

Milpitas, CA, USA

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How do you ditch a jewish cop? Take the toll road. --rob

[269040] @ over 6 years ago

Milpitas, CA, USA

D41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e

What do you call a jewish dilemma? Pork on sale. --rob

[269040] @ over 6 years ago

Milpitas, CA, USA

D41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of sh*t? The bucket. --rob

[269040] @ over 6 years ago

Milpitas, CA, USA

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Why are black people so tall? Because they're negroes --rob

[269040] @ over 6 years ago

Milpitas, CA, USA

D41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e

What did the black kid get on his SAT? barbeque sauce. --rob

[269040] @ over 6 years ago

Milpitas, CA, USA

D41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e

Why do black people eat tootsie rolls with forks? So they don't bite their fingers. --rob

[269040] @ over 6 years ago

Milpitas, CA, USA

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Why don't you run over a mexican on a bike? Cause it's probably your bike. --rob

[269040] @ over 6 years ago

Milpitas, CA, USA

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What did the mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and hose b. --rob

[269040] @ over 6 years ago

Milpitas, CA, USA

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What do you call a mexican without a car? Jaoquin. --rob

[269040] @ over 6 years ago

Milpitas, CA, USA

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(not a bigot, I hate everyone equally) --rob

[269040] @ over 6 years ago

Milpitas, CA, USA

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Lance Armstrong is retiring from cycling.........He's taking his ball and going home. --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ over 6 years ago

Minneapolis, MN 55422, USA

D41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e

What do you call a white woman with a mixed race child? Single mom! --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ over 6 years ago

Minneapolis, MN 55422, USA

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In Mpls today Rider? Who is building what down there? --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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Actually Golden Valley, I have a couple houses going. --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ over 6 years ago

Golden Valley, MN, USA

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Bahahaha someones butt hurt at me --rob

[269040] @ over 6 years ago

San Jose, CA 95133, USA

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What do you call magic johnson in a wheel chair? Rolaids. --rob

[269040] @ over 6 years ago

San Jose, CA 95133, USA

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Why can't helen keller read/drive? Cause she's a woman. --rob

[269040] @ over 6 years ago

San Jose, CA 95133, USA

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How did helen keller's parents punish her? By rearranging the furniture. --rob

[269040] @ over 6 years ago

San Jose, CA 95133, USA

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Neither has he. --rob

[269040] @ over 6 years ago

San Jose, CA 95133, USA

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Why is stevie wonder always smiling? Cause he doesn't know he's black. --rob

[269040] @ over 6 years ago

San Jose, CA 95133, USA

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Nice ones rob!!! --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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If God is love, and love is blind, does that mean Sevie Wonder is God? ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ over 6 years ago

Cuyahoga Falls, OH 44221, USA

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what's this....W....? a dead one of these...M... --...tasty riff...

tasty riff @ over 6 years ago

Port Hueneme, CA, USA

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riff either I dont get it or that was a really awful joke. --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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Actually "joke" might be overly generous --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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its better with hand motions. the punchline is it is a stupid joke. you figured it out! i didn't want to loose this thread --...tasty riff...

tasty riff @ over 6 years ago

Port Hueneme, CA, USA

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I'd guess a little kid would think it was hilarious though. Think "knock knock" joke age. --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

D41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e

a husband gets naked and jumps in bed with his wife. wife says not tonight I have a headache to which the husband replies I was in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin so you can take it orally or as a supository --nobody knows everything

[66778] @ over 6 years ago

Freeport, FL, USA

D41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e

@dr evil knock knock --nobody knows everything

[66778] @ over 6 years ago

Freeport, FL, USA

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who's there?? --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

Hudson, WI, USA

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juwanna --nobody knows everything

[66778] @ over 6 years ago

Freeport, FL, USA

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juwanna who --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 6 years ago

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juwanna get some pizza and fu<k? --nobody knows everything

[66778] @ over 6 years ago

Freeport, FL, USA

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ummm no? --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

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what's the matter you don't like pizza......jk --nobody knows everything

[66778] @ about 6 years ago

Freeport, FL, USA

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bahahaha --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

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So god puts Adam on the earth....but Adam is lonely. So he asks god for a companion. God says "I have just the thing for you Adam. I call her Woman...she will be warm and curvy, she'll cook delicious food for you, she'll keep... --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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your cave clean!" Adam says "wow that sounds great, what do I have to do?" God says "well its gonna cost you for all that. You must give up your right arm." Adam scratches hus head and says "gee seems like a lot to give up. Tell me... --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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what could I get for a rib?" --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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How do you know adam wasn't black? You ever try taking a rib from a black guy? --rob

[269040] @ about 6 years ago

San Jose, CA 95133, USA

C767f03aeb282b9660d8157840047228

Hmmmm...."made in god's image"....you implying that god is black? Whole lotta folks in Alabama would lynch you for saying that rob!! --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Minneapolis, MN 55402, USA

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anyone remember the black guys name from the jetsons?...............doesn't the future look great --nobody knows everything

[66778] @ about 6 years ago

PT WASHINGTON, FL 32459, USA

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Am I mistaken? Didn't the administration claim this military action was led by france in the beginning? It seems like they tried that story but it didn't pan out so now we are supposed to believe that we are giving up control --The Award Winning PLC!

[263463] @ about 6 years ago

Midtown East, New York, NY

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I am not comfortable with the administrations honesty. Why lie? Weren't we promised transparency? A new way? Change? How is this change? --The Award Winning PLC!

[263463] @ about 6 years ago

Midtown East, New York, NY

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@plc this is the joke thread its not 5 oclock yet --nobody knows everything

[66778] @ about 6 years ago

PT WASHINGTON, FL 32459, USA

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Oh sorry. So do you feel the administration is being honest? Transparent? --The Award Winning PLC!

[263463] @ about 6 years ago

Midtown East, New York, NY

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How do you know that Jesus is white? If he was black we would be singing "What Child Dis Be?" at Christmas. ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ about 6 years ago

Merriam Valley, Cuyahoga Falls, OH

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You're joking right??? Bahahaha good one --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

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@nobody -there was a black guy on the Jetsons? I dont even remember that. Always wanted to have a dog named Astro though. --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Minneapolis, MN 55402, USA

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Oh my naive Dr Evil ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ about 6 years ago

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6 guys and a gal went out fishing in a boat. all they came back with was a red snapper. --...tasty riff...

tasty riff @ about 6 years ago

Port Hueneme, CA, USA

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VMA thats me: naive and innocent hahahahaha --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Downtown West, Minneapolis, MN

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A warehouse manager hired three workers and gave them each a job. He told the white guy, "you're in charge of inventory," the black guy, "you're in charge of cleaning," and the asian guy, "you're in charge of supplies," and then he --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ about 6 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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Left. Four hours later he came back and noticed that inventory was done and the warehouse was spotless. He told the white and black guy that they had done a great job. "Where the hell is that asian guy?" Then the asian guy jumped out --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ about 6 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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from behind a pile of boxes and yelled, Supplies!" --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ about 6 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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A couple is out celebrating a special anniversary when suddlenly she starts choking. He begs for help when a waiter runs up, lifts up her skirt, pulls down her panties and starts licking her butt. "What the hell are you doing?" ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ about 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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he exclaims. "Sir, it's ok," the waiter responds, "it't the hein LICK manuver" ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ about 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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Inexorable I have a Chinese buddy to whom I told that joke & he thought it was the funniest thing ever...for weeks whenever I saw him he would call out "supplies!" --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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VMA another winner --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

C767f03aeb282b9660d8157840047228

I think VMA oughtta win this contest for sheer volume. You have enriched us all. Runners up: Inexorable and Drew. --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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These two gay guys go out on their first date. They have drinks, decide that is going well so they go to dinner. The date is still going well so the decide to go dancing. While at the club, the one guy gets out on the floor to ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ about 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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dance, and he is just everywhere. Crazy flailing and just plain awful. After a bit he notices his date just staring at him. "What?" he says. The date says, "oh you are so turning me on." "Really? How so" ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ about 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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"Well the way you dance... you look like such an ass hole!" ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ about 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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Awww well ty. It's fun being funny whether through telling jokes or picking apart a poster that is a joke. ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ about 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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Always a bridesmaid...oh well....lol --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ about 6 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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A bartender notices a man with a box at the end of the bar."Watcha got in the box"? When the man opened the lid he saw a tiny man playing an equally tiny piano."Wow! Where did you get that?" The man explained it came from a genie who will grant --jc

jc @ about 6 years ago

Miami, OH, USA

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one wish. He handed him a lamp and told him to rub it. The genie appeared and asked what he wished for. The bartender said "That's easy, I want a million bucks!" The genie told him to go home to collect his wish. When he turned onto his street --jc

jc @ about 6 years ago

Miami, OH, USA

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he saw ducks everywhere. All over his house, his yard, even in the street. He headed back to the bar. As he came through the door he screamed at the patron"Hey buddy, I think your genie has a hearing problem." --jc

jc @ about 6 years ago

Miami, OH, USA

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The man calmly replied"No sh it. Do you really believe I asked for a nine inch pianist?" --jc

jc @ about 6 years ago

Miami, OH, USA

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What do lesbians have to get so they can marry? A licker license. --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A licker cabinet. --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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Did you hear that scientists have proved that there were gay dinosaurs. They were called Megasoreass. The lesbian dinosaur is called lickalottapuss ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ about 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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What do lesbians bring to a second date? A Uhaul. --Liberty or Death./ Wanna see how my gun works?

[141941] @ about 6 years ago

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who would win in a race across America gay men or lesbians? ......gay men they already have their #### packed --nobody knows everything

[66778] @ about 6 years ago

Freeport, FL, USA

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Lmao!! I am going to tell that one today...taking full credit of course --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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you go sexy Dr evil --nobody knows everything

[66778] @ about 6 years ago

Freeport, FL, USA

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what did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios? "oh look, doughnut seeds!" --...tasty riff...

tasty riff @ about 6 years ago

Ormond Beach, Oxnard, CA

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. That's all that will fit. ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ about 6 years ago

Cuyahoga Falls, OH 44223, USA

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How many Beavis and Butthead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? "Huhuh huhuh....she said screw... huhuh huhuh" --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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kinda hard to capture the Butthead laugh on VM so use your imaginations kids --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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You did an excellent job of doing so! ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ about 6 years ago

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how do you drown a blonde? put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool. --...tasty riff...

tasty riff @ about 6 years ago

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Why does a blonde wear panties? To keep her ankles warm. ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ about 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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How does a blonde turn on the light after having sex? She opens the car door. ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ about 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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Yall hear the one bout the man who tells his son if he keeps masturbating he'll go blind? Son says "dad! I'm over here!" --rob

[269040] @ about 6 years ago

Central Downtown, Fremont, CA

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I used to work at the Balt City Morgue we would always see who would see the weirdest thing to come in on night shift so on my FIRST yes first night alone, the place will give anyone the creeps at night this... --silverfox

[413483] @ about 6 years ago

Arbutus, MD, USA

D41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e

female body comes in with a shrimp stuck in her p ussy, so when my boss comes in the next morning I tell about the shrimp and ta him back to show him he looks down at it and says that's not shrimp it's a clitoris... --silverfox

[413483] @ about 6 years ago

Arbutus, MD, USA

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I said it sure tasted like shrimp... --silverfox

[413483] @ about 6 years ago

Arbutus, MD, USA

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Ewwwww....hahahaha --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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How did the gay guy figure out his boyfriend had leprosy? --The Drew

[211027] @ about 6 years ago

New York, NY 10130, USA

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He shít a díck. --The Drew

[211027] @ about 6 years ago

New York, NY 10130, USA

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give the b itch a shovel! --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ about 6 years ago

Becker, MN, USA

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How do lesbians trim a house?, tongue and groove. --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ about 6 years ago

Golden Valley, MN, USA

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3 guys go mountain climbing a mets fan, Yank fan & red sox fan.... they were racing up the mnt for their team when the mets fan says this is for the mets & lets go of the rope... the yank not wanting to be outdone by the met fan says this is --spazzy

[255498] @ about 6 years ago

Westerly, RI, USA

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for the Yankees & shoves the sox fan off the mnt.. --spazzy

[255498] @ about 6 years ago

Westerly, RI, USA

D41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e

how is marriage like a deck of cards? you start off with heart & diamond but end with clubs& spades --spazzy

[255498] @ about 6 years ago

Pawcatuck, CT, USA

C767f03aeb282b9660d8157840047228

Nice...hope you guys also find one or two gems to add to your repertoire! --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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How do you keep a moron in suspense? --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ about 6 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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How do ants tell each other apart? --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ about 6 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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Lemme guess (first one) Inex...you'll tell me tomorrow? --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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An oldie but goodie...lol --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ about 6 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair? Because if they drug them by their feet they'd fill up with sand. --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ about 6 years ago

Silver Creek, MN, USA

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Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees? ----Constitutional Christian Conservative with a gun

[197533] @ about 6 years ago

Hamilton, OH, USA

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So the Germans can march in the shade. ----Constitutional Christian Conservative with a gun

[197533] @ about 6 years ago

Hamilton, OH, USA

C767f03aeb282b9660d8157840047228

I woukd reword that slightly: why does garbage have a better time than a brunette. --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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What do u call a grizzly bear with no teeth? --Liberalism is a mental illness

[191710] @ about 6 years ago

Clay, MO, USA

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Gummy bear.... --Liberalism is a mental illness

[191710] @ about 6 years ago

Odessa, MO 64076, USA

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Lol --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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wanna go halves on a baby? ----btown

--btown @ about 6 years ago

Bradenton, FL 34209, USA

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So a seal walks into a club...

[375377] @ about 6 years ago

Minneapolis, MN , United States

D41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e

What did the perverted frog say? Rubbit

[375377] @ about 6 years ago

Minneapolis, MN , United States

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So an Irishman walks out of a bar....get it??? --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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Two guys walk into a bar...the third guy ducks

[375377] @ about 6 years ago

Minneapolis, MN , United States

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken

[375377] @ about 6 years ago

Minneapolis, MN , United States

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Blasphemy, Dr evil, that doesn't happen ----Skål Twins!!!

[338274] @ about 6 years ago

Minneapolis, MN 55406, USA

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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged a little ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ about 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

D41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e

A man stomps into a bar, obviously angry. He growls at the bartender, "Gimme a beer", takes a slug, and shouts out, "All lawyers are ####s!" A guy at the other end of the bar retorts, "You take that back!" The angry man snarls, "Why? Are --spazzy

[255498] @ about 6 years ago

Westerly, RI, USA

D41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e

you a lawyer? " " nope I'm an ####" .... sorry evil couldn't resist the lawyer jokes --spazzy

[255498] @ about 6 years ago

Pawcatuck, CT, USA

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Hey spazzy that's cool...reminds me of my fave lawyer joke: why do lawyers wear ties? A: to keep the foreskin down!! --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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What do you have when you have 1000 lawyers buried up to their necks in sh!t? Not enough sh!t ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ about 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

D41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e

what happens when you give a lawyer viagra ......they get taller --nobody knows everything

[66778] @ about 6 years ago

Freeport, FL, USA

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Do you know how they celebrate Thanksgiving in West Virginia? They pump kin! ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ about 6 years ago

Merriam Valley, Cuyahoga Falls, OH

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BAM!

[382001] @ about 6 years ago

Inwood, WV 25428, United States

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Lol I do enjoy a good lawyer joke...and VMA as always you are the source of excellent material, thanks! --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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What does a blonde do after sucking c*ck? She spits out the feathers ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ about 6 years ago

Cuyahoga Falls, OH 44223, USA

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What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?.....Full! --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ about 6 years ago

Becker, MN, USA

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Damn you guys are funny --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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So a little girl asks her mom "where do babies come from?" Mom is taken aback...but sighs and goes through the whole explanation. She finishes and says..."so that's where babies come from." "But mom, I don't understand..." says the... --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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girl. "Last night I saw you with Daddy's penis in your mouth." "Ohhhh...right" says mom. "That's where JEWELRY comes from." --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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Thank you very much --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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Like a pearl necklace? ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ about 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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That is hilarious VMA...cuz that was my exact reaction when I first heard that joke!!! --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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lol --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ about 6 years ago

Silver Creek, MN, USA

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What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? ----Constitutional Christian Conservative with a gun

[197533] @ about 6 years ago

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Location of the dirt bag. ----Constitutional Christian Conservative with a gun

[197533] @ about 6 years ago

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obama and clinton sinking on a boat. who survives?

[378451] @ about 6 years ago

Oklahoma City, OK 73170, USA

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America!

[378451] @ about 6 years ago

Oklahoma City, OK 73160, USA

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Good ones...! @OK I would add Bush to that mix --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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I thought lesbians liked bush --nothing

Mr. Pink @ about 6 years ago

Brunswick, OH, USA

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Zing!!! --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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What do lesbians need in order to marry? Licker license. --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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Two lesbians in a closet: licker cabinet --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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Two lesbians in canoe? Fur traders --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ about 6 years ago

Silver Creek, MN, USA

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The art of making love. The Italian says when he finishes making love he caresses the back of her knees and she floats 6 inches off the bed. The Frenchmen replies when he finishes making love he kisses her all the way down her body --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ about 6 years ago

Albany, MN, USA

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and she floats 12 inches off the bed in ecstasy. The Redneck say that ain't nothin, when I finish porkin the ole lady I walk over the the window and wipe my wiener on the curtains, she hits the f'in cieling! --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ about 6 years ago

Albany, MN, USA

D41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e

an Irishman walks into a Dublin bar, and takes a seat next to the only other patron. he orders a pint, and the other fellow says, "where are you from?" "i live in Dublin now, but i'm from Kilkenny." "Kilkenny, is it?", says ---- et in Arcadia ego --

[117411] @ about 6 years ago

Little Colorado, AZ, USA

D41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e

the first, "thats where i was born! and where did you go to church?" "why, saint marks" says the second. "saint marks! that was my church! and what street did you live in?" "chesnut street" he replies. "why, faith, i too ---- et in Arcadia ego --

[117411] @ about 6 years ago

Puerco, AZ, USA

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lived in chestnut street! and what number were you?"asks the first. "well, it was number 15" "number 15? that was me own home!" meanwhile, the owner slips in, and seeing only two customers, asks the barkeep how the night has ---- et in Arcadia ego --

[117411] @ about 6 years ago

Puerco, AZ, USA

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been. "slow night" he replies, "there's been nought for business, except those drunken McDougle twins". ---- et in Arcadia ego --

[117411] @ about 6 years ago

Puerco, AZ, USA

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After a night of consumating their marriage, William says to Kate, "You're now royally f*cked!" ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ about 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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were you on another thread, pimping that joke? yes, yes you were...thought it was just that good, eh? ---- et in Arcadia ego --

[117411] @ about 6 years ago

Porter, PA, USA

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Yeah it was my wedding thread, now deleted as promised. Obviously VMA feels this is a joke of superior quality... --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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the sounds of an Englishman making love..."Ohh...Ohhh My...Ooohhh...sorry, sorry..." ---- et in Arcadia ego --

[117411] @ about 6 years ago

Barberton, OH 44203, USA

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Not as funny as car pool tunnel syndrome ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ about 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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Yeah that one was pretty good I must admit --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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What do you call a gay dinosaur?? A Megasaurass Mega-sore-ass --Liberty or Death./ Wanna see how my gun works?

[141941] @ about 6 years ago

Monroe, OH, USA

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5.8 for effort, but you gotta stick the landing... ---- et in Arcadia ego --

[117411] @ about 6 years ago

Mt Pleasant, IA 52641, USA

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Lol!! --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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The dinosaur joke was funnier when I told it on 3/30 ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ about 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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I totally did not see it! Sorry! My dad has been tellin it all week and this thread showed up and I thought I would share. Hahaha. Sorry VMA --Liberty or Death./ Wanna see how my gun works?

[141941] @ about 6 years ago

Monroe, OH, USA

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obama, osama and seal team six walk into a bar... ---- et in Arcadia ego --

[117411] @ about 6 years ago

Rolla, MO, USA

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...the bartender asks for ID... --silverfox

[413483] @ about 6 years ago

Havre de Grace, MD, USA

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the f*ck outta here." --rob

[269040] @ about 6 years ago

East Northside, San Jose, CA 95112

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hahahahahaha that was great rob

[384673] @ about 6 years ago

Inwood, WV 25428, United States

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Excellent --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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Once AI thought he had a case of the crabs, turns out he only had 23. --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ about 6 years ago

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Here is a thread full of great ones: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hjyzr ----Skål Twins!!!

[338274] @ about 6 years ago

Elton Hills, Rochester, MN 55901

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Did you know that the sailors that threw Osama's body overboard to sea, were Hispanic and prayed to Allah three times? Allah una...Allah dos...Allah chingada!!! --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ about 6 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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that is so disrespectful --señor rosa: the Nightmare of plaque

Mr. Pink @ about 6 years ago

Brunswick, OH, USA

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In soviet Russia tv watches you -Smart Liberal

[264910] @ about 6 years ago

Long Prairie, MN 56347, USA

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why are blacks such fast runners .....cause all the slow ones are in jail --nobody knows everything

[66778] @ about 6 years ago

PT WASHINGTON, FL 32459, USA

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Yow! --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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The fast ones wore belts.....lol -- JOHN GALT -- ╚═══ ════╝

John Galt...  Bernie Is A Socialist @ about 6 years ago

Medina, OH, USA

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Why does Mexico have such a poor Olympic team?.......Because everyone who can run, jump and swim are here. --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ about 6 years ago

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Little Johny's teacher asks the class to use contagious in a sentence. Johny throws his hand up, but the teacher avoids calling on him. Finally she relents and calls on Little Johny. --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ about 6 years ago

Silver Creek, MN, USA

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Johny says dad was driving down the street and saw a woman painting a house with a small brush. Dad said it's gonna take that c*nt ages to paint the house. --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ about 6 years ago

Silver Creek, MN, USA

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what do you get when you cross a lawn mower with a bird? shredded tweet!

[138268] @ about 6 years ago

Irving, TX 75038, USA

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whats the similarity between bricks and fat women? they both get laid by mexicans! (my mexican friend told me that one.) lol

[138268] @ about 6 years ago

Irving, TX 75038, USA

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because he knew he wouldn't show up for the finals. ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ about 6 years ago

Cuyahoga Falls, OH 44223, USA

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Little Johny's teacher asks the class to use the word handsome in a sentence. Little Johny throws his hand up. The teacher reluctantly calls on him. Johny says, sometimes when Susie sucks my c*ck her jaw gets sore --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ about 6 years ago

Clearwater, MN, USA

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and she has to use her handsome. --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ about 6 years ago

Clearwater, MN, USA

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that is funnier than a one armed black child trying to eat watermelon.Thank you barack hussein obama you muslim piece of crap --señor rosa: the Nightmare of plaque

Mr. Pink @ about 6 years ago

North Royalton, OH, USA

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Mr Pink, always classy.

[336923] @ about 6 years ago

Martinsburg, WV 25404, United States

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presidential huh? --señor rosa: the Nightmare of plaque

Mr. Pink @ about 6 years ago

Strongsville, OH, USA

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It just makes me wonder why you go around always accusing everyone of accusing everyone of being racist, and spending the rest of your time saying the most racist stuff you can think of only to have nobody acknowledgeyou

[336923] @ about 6 years ago

Martinsburg, WV 25404, United States

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can you say run on sentence! and thank you for acknowledging me and your spelling has improved dramatically and now go back to africa you Jew bastard --señor rosa: the Nightmare of plaque

Mr. Pink @ about 6 years ago

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I'll spell it out for you but I try not to do it this way so you can use your own brain. barack hussein obama is an ignorant pig of a man and people like you think you will benefit from his policies so you vote --señor rosa: the Nightmare of plaque

Mr. Pink @ about 6 years ago

Brunswick, OH, USA

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for him. this negro made fun of retarded children. CHILDREN. so I feel if hecan do that so can I, so I use race.Race, Something you're stuck with Just like mental and physical disabilities --señor rosa: the Nightmare of plaque

Mr. Pink @ about 6 years ago

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Then I watch your reactions, Everybody watches your reactions and then they judge you the way you judge me --señor rosa: the Nightmare of plaque

Mr. Pink @ about 6 years ago

North Royalton, OH, USA

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someone, someday, will give the attention you crave so badly.

[336923] @ about 6 years ago

Martinsburg, WV 25404, United States

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though for now, youre serving your purpose

[336923] @ about 6 years ago

Martinsburg, WV 25404, United States

6c48fb73634fa41fe7915a7faf370ee7

it requires compound thinking, understanding logic and knowledge which is why you're lost at this time --señor rosa: the Nightmare of plaque

Mr. Pink @ about 6 years ago

Strongsville, OH, USA

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nobody gave you the judgement you think you got. the game thats playing in your head? only you can see it.

[336923] @ about 6 years ago

Martinsburg, WV 25404, United States

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but anyhow the one armed child is what we call "handicapped" the race part of course is to get your attention if I just saida one armed child you would think it was funny. I'm not trying to be funny.. --señor rosa: the Nightmare of plaque

Mr. Pink @ about 6 years ago

Brunswick, OH, USA

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I'm insulting you --señor rosa: the Nightmare of plaque

Mr. Pink @ about 6 years ago

Brunswick, OH, USA

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because of bill clinton no one can ever say,ever.. the president and I enjoyed a cigar in the oval office...EVER --señor rosa: the Nightmare of plaque

Mr. Pink @ about 6 years ago

Brunswick, OH, USA

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You missed the part where i said nobody cares.

[336923] @ about 6 years ago

Martinsburg, WV 25404, United States

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let's just say nobody learned anything --señor rosa: the Nightmare of plaque

Mr. Pink @ about 6 years ago

Strongsville, OH, USA

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let's be honest thomas the things you guys say are childish andy's serves the same thing right back.The things you sail boat george bush are down right vindictive...Thimk --señor rosa: the Nightmare of plaque

Mr. Pink @ about 6 years ago

Brunswick, OH, USA

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i care...pink, you're still a gem in my book... ---- et in Arcadia ego --

[117411] @ about 6 years ago

Pennsylvania 17856, USA

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Anyone know any good jokes? ---VoterMap Addict--

[405783] @ about 6 years ago

Norton, OH, USA

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One night Ole gives a drunken Sven a ride home from the bar. He drops Sven off near the house and takes the car out to the shed. Ole makes it into the house and discovers Sven screwing Lena. --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ about 6 years ago

Silver Creek, MN, USA

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Ole exclaims, that Sven's so drunk he thinks he's me! --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ about 6 years ago

Silver Creek, MN, USA

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haha...drunken swedish lutherans are funny...episcopalians, not so much... ---- et in Arcadia ego --

[117411] @ about 6 years ago

Gastonia, NC 28052, USA

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women's rights

[394100] @ about 6 years ago

North Brunswick Township, NJ, USA

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Episcopalians are rare up here. Catholic churches here even throw parties to raise funds, they seem to be bipolar guilty/drinking. The Norse on the other hand work hard, drink hard, a hardscrabble existence. --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ about 6 years ago

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Here's one for North Brunswick. I apologize in advance to Evil. What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?........................Nothing you already told her twice! --Ride Hard--

[231388] @ about 6 years ago

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That's a great one, Ride Hard. One of my favorites. I was gonna put that in a long time ago, but PLC said basically the same joke right in the beginning of the thread. --rob

[269040] @ about 6 years ago

East Northside, San Jose, CA 95112

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a teacher holds a farm implement in front of minority classroom in an effort to teach them how to feed themselves,none of them knew what it was. the teacher scoffs and says"it's a hoe"! --señor rosa: the Nightmare of plaque

Mr. Pink @ about 6 years ago

Brunswick, OH, USA

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little voice from the back of the room says my sisters a ho and she doesn't look anything like that. the teacher then says she's a ho because she doesn't know how to work the system --señor rosa: the Nightmare of plaque

Mr. Pink @ about 6 years ago

Strongsville, OH, USA

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commends her for having a job. she goes on,no Latrina. You take this farm Implement, join a class action suit against the government and they will give you 50,000 dollars and that's how are you feed yourself and --señor rosa: the Nightmare of plaque

Mr. Pink @ about 6 years ago

Strongsville, OH, USA

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and that's the only way we can battle these haters and a little voice from the back of room say" or we could utilize said implement's original purpose even start our own business"!!! --señor rosa: the Nightmare of plaque

Mr. Pink @ about 6 years ago

Brunswick, OH, USA

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and the flaming liberal teacher laughed so hard she spewed semen all over the oval office --señor rosa: the Nightmare of plaque

Mr. Pink @ about 6 years ago

Brunswick, OH, USA

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I heard Josh pulled his pants down and won this contest already. --board surfer is back

[391757] @ about 6 years ago

Destin, FL, USA

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oh oh! Inexorable and Board Surfer and Larry Craig walk into a bar, talk about how much they hate f*gs for 3 hours. Then they walk into the bathroom.

[394945] @ about 6 years ago

Inwood, WV 25428, United States

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And installed a beautiful marble floor by custom flooring incorporated.Custom Flooring Inc.™ has a highly trained team of over 30 specialists -fabricators, installers and designers -each a seasoned professional. --señor rosa: the Nightmare of plaque

Mr. Pink @ about 6 years ago

Brunswick, OH, USA

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jesus...it's a "wide stance"...no one wants pïss stains on their Dockers®… ---- et in Arcadia ego --

[117411] @ about 6 years ago

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Oh boy have I missed some stuff while off playing with my new toy (iPad) and boating...plus I had to re-load VM so now I don't get notifications about my prior posts! --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ about 6 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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while children are starving in america --señor rosa: the Nightmare of plaque

Mr. Pink @ about 6 years ago

Brunswick, OH, USA

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she's counting on the conservatives to actually give. she is just a cheerleader for the cause. --board surfer is back

[391757] @ about 6 years ago

Miramar Beach, FL, USA

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I don't believe any of them walk the walk --señor rosa: the Nightmare of plaque

Mr. Pink @ about 6 years ago

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statistics show not many of them do. --board surfer is back

[391757] @ about 6 years ago

Miramar Beach, FL 32550, USA

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at least buy a volt, get solar panels or something --señor rosa: the Nightmare of plaque

Mr. Pink @ about 6 years ago

North Royalton, OH, USA

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I did tequila shots last night and "thought" about the horror of shat it must be like to be illegal. The thought didn't last as long as the salt. --board surfer is back

[391757] @ about 6 years ago

Miramar Beach, FL, USA

D41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e

Hopefully OC doesn't see this one: what's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded. --rob

[269040] @ about 6 years ago

East Northside, San Jose, CA 95112

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that was funny. --board surfer is back

[391757] @ about 6 years ago

Freeport, FL, USA

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has anyone heard those dead baby jokes? they require a special type of humor.... --Elephant

[413483] @ about 6 years ago

Dana Point, CA 92629, USA

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: )

[395697] @ about 6 years ago

Inwood, WV 25428, United States

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umm...good eatin' ---- et in Arcadia ego --

[117411] @ about 6 years ago

Covington, KY, USA

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how do you get 100 dead babies into a bucket? a blender. how do you get them back out? tortilla chips. --D-Bag.

[114179] @ about 6 years ago

Oshkosh, WI 54901, USA

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A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ over 5 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!" --"Inexorable"

"Inexorable" @ over 5 years ago

Burbank, IL 60459, USA

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Lol --Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil @ over 5 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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A man gets a call from the police saying someone broke into his house, drank all his beer and raped his wife. After a moment of silence he says, I can't believe they fvcked her after only five beers. --Rider--

Rider @ over 5 years ago

Silver Creek, MN, USA

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Wife says to husband, if you start riding that bicycle I bought to work we can sell the second car. Husband says to wife, if you would svck my c*ck every morning we could fire the nanny!! --Rider--

Rider @ over 5 years ago

Silver Creek, MN, USA

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What's brown and sticky?

Dr. Evil @ almost 4 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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Ditch weed?

et in Arcadia ego @ almost 4 years ago

Concord, IN, USA

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this is totally weird! My dog just crapped in my bedroom! so the answer is DOG POOP

Mr. Pink @ almost 4 years ago

Brunswick, OH, USA

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Johnny sees his dad drinking a beer Johnny: can I have a drink? dad: is your dick long enough to touch your ässhole? Johnny: no dad: then no, you can't have a beer.

A Benevolent Greedy Bastard @ almost 4 years ago

Middletown Park, IN 47302, USA

B63b734d9476a55ed0025f2d37803146

next morning dad sees Johnny eating Doritos. dad: hey gimme some of those Johnny: is your dick long enough to touch your ässhole? dad: yes Johnny: then go fùck yourself.

A Benevolent Greedy Bastard @ almost 4 years ago

Middletown Park, IN 47302, USA

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Answer to the above: a stick

Dr. Evil @ almost 4 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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Come you guys that was funny. Plus it's a joke kids love...especially boys.

Dr. Evil @ almost 4 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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That's one of my favorite jokes

rob @ almost 4 years ago

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I can't believe this thread is over two years old!

rob @ almost 4 years ago

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I know, right??? Figured it was tinge to bump it and see of there was some fresh material out there.

Dr. Evil @ almost 4 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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There was a joke thread not long ago, let me see if I can find my entry.

WV Conservative @ almost 4 years ago

Sussex, WI 53089, United States

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How do you get rid of A yard full of dandelions?

TRENTON MAYEK @ almost 4 years ago

Carson, WI, USA

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paint 1 black and the rest will move.

TRENTON MAYEK @ almost 4 years ago

Carson, WI, USA

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^that is a non racist and just for the hell of it type jokes, I have plenty of cracker jokes as well.

TRENTON MAYEK @ almost 4 years ago

Carson, WI, USA

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your moms so huge and white that when she's walking down the street people yell take shelter, it's an avalanche

TRENTON MAYEK @ almost 4 years ago

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I'm so white I make crackers look like cookies.

TRENTON MAYEK @ almost 4 years ago

Carson, WI, USA

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your so ugly, that only the blind kids will play with you.

TRENTON MAYEK @ almost 4 years ago

C3d8e2ed711cf2fa95c0fb0976dafe28

What do people who eat at Taco Bell have in common with Mr Pink? Both sacrifice their buttholes for a few minutes of pleasure.

WV Conservative @ almost 4 years ago

Sussex, WI 53089, United States

C3d8e2ed711cf2fa95c0fb0976dafe28

HA HA! Now those were good!

WV Conservative @ almost 4 years ago

Sussex, WI 53089, United States

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I had to delete them I don't want people to take them the wrong way and put a hit out on me.

TRENTON MAYEK @ almost 4 years ago

Carson, WI, USA

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ok I'll repost them please no offense these are just jokes.

TRENTON MAYEK @ almost 4 years ago

Carson, WI, USA

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what can batman do that colored people can't? GO WITH OUT ROBIN

TRENTON MAYEK @ almost 4 years ago

Carson, WI, USA

17208ce943a6c8f385127401a7754f97

Why shouldt you thourgh rocks at a car full of colored people? BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE YOUR CAR.

TRENTON MAYEK @ almost 4 years ago

Carson, WI, USA

17208ce943a6c8f385127401a7754f97

what do you call a white guy in a hummer? A HACKER

TRENTON MAYEK @ almost 4 years ago

Linwood, WI, USA

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WV that was funny up there

Dr. Evil @ almost 4 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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See doc we do have something in common

Mr. Pink @ almost 4 years ago

Brunswick, OH, USA

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Yes, such as our beautiful genitalia

Dr. Evil @ almost 4 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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I'm going to give you guys a chance to google/guess this punchline. How much electricity does it take to execute someone on death row?

WV Conservative @ almost 4 years ago

Sussex, WI 53089, United States

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I've been away for a while; when did Trenton become more coherent?

UndrWater @ almost 4 years ago

Cerritos, CA, USA

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You missed the versions he deleted, they were perfectly formed. Every once in a while he uses 100% correct grammar, punctuation and syntax, to say something great.

WV Conservative @ almost 4 years ago

Sussex, WI 53089, United States

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No guesses? A ####WATT!

WV Conservative @ almost 4 years ago

Sussex, WI 53089, United States

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N|GGAWATT!

WV Conservative @ almost 4 years ago

Sussex, WI 53089, United States

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why is trenty2013 going to hell, BECAUSE HE MAKES COLORED JOKES EVEN THOUGH HE IS COLORED HIMSELF.

TRENTON MAYEK @ almost 4 years ago

Linwood, WI, USA

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No you're not.

Racer X @ almost 4 years ago

Summerville, GA 30747, USA

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Voter map is a failure

Mr. Pink @ almost 4 years ago

Brunswick, OH, USA

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...and Mr. Pink is a cat

Dr. Evil @ almost 4 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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and a failure

Mr. Pink @ almost 4 years ago

Brunswick, OH, USA

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Mr. pink is not a failure, he's a caterpillar.

TRENTON MAYEK @ almost 4 years ago

Carson, WI, USA

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Tomato, tomato.

WV Conservative @ almost 4 years ago

Sussex, WI 53089, United States

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Tomato, tomato?

TRENTON MAYEK @ almost 4 years ago

Carson, WI, USA

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None of this is funny at all. This is a joke thread. Keep that other shít offa here!

Dr. Evil @ almost 4 years ago

Lakeland, MN, USA

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